I have scoured the internet and it appears that there are no Limbo classes in Pembrokeshire. As the gate gap is 12″ smaller than the World Record, it looks like the 62 of you without a gate token will be locked out on September 1st. I will keep looking for Pole Vaulting classes for you, —otherwise, – bring a ladder.

YOUR LAST CHANCE TO RECTIFY THIS SITUATION AND OBTAIN A TOKEN IS ON TUESDAY EVENING AUGUST 27TH. BETWEEN 7.30 AND 8.30 p.m.

It must be a bloke thing, as all the Ladies have got their Tokens.

We have no Plan B at the moment.